Thursday, June 26, 2008

Mini Me Shows Off His Mini Me

When all else fails, "leak" a home made sex tape to the media to boost your visibility.

At least I'm guessing that's the approach Vern "Mini Me" Troyer took when, just as his new movie is tanking at the box office, a sex tape of him and his ex girlfriend turned up online.

Of course, broke the story:

"Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS."

Viewer discretion is advised because of the abnormally deviant situation depicted in the video.

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