Showing posts with label Kanye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanye. Show all posts

Friday, August 29, 2008

NEW MOS DEF!

Just when I was beginning accept the fact that no real, quality Hiphop music would surface in the month of August, here comes an new and unexpected Mos Def song to save us all from a sub par past 30 days.

His new song, called "The Glow," is a chill yet slightly uptempo boom bap banger, complemented with shrill strings and plus piano, and it rocks!

Why can't we have more Hiphop music that sounds like this?

It's just one long verse, but the beat is so inspiring and and Mos sounds so good, so natural on the track.

Scared of what?
Me and Mines ain't scared of much.
We get it down, push high
Keep the standards up.
Hand-to-hand on the mic,
Call it pass the dutch.
Ghetto people
Put your eras, hands and cameras up.
Flash Gordon:
Code name for my dogs that's passed forward.
I make you put the disc on play and repeat
I got the crowd sweating like a pig waving the heat.
And I stay on beat,
And I stay on grind.
From the black spades here
To the project hallways,
Black Star team Kweli Green and Dante.
Code name: All Day
Operation: All Good.
Balance throughout all times
Current status: All Grind.
Clearer than a chalk line
Traced around a cold body.
First text with no copy,
I don't rhyme like nobody.
Rockin' for the dope bodies
Waking up in nowhere.
Trying to get some place
Forward motion unsafe.
This is for the warrior,
This is for the renegade,
This is for the battle cry,
Early morning serenade.
This is for the ghetto block
Where darkness don't never fade.
Where police on the grind
To make the masses separate.
Depression and circumstance
Will make a family separate.
Black beauty in the dance,
Come together, separate.
Hopefully the release of this song is an indication that he has a new album on the way after the debacle with his last album, which was actually very good.

Here is Mos Def at his best, rhyming in the hallway with Kanye. Kanye's rhymes are nice but he keeps on stuttering while Mos's rhymes are just as smooth and fluid as can be.





And here is Mos rhyming in Vegas earlier this month.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Be Rick Ross!

Taken from The Urban Daily:

Tired of spending your days babysitting sweaty criminals? Overheard one too many emasculating screams after lockdown? Ditch those polyester pants and nightstick now!

After the overwhelming success of "Be Kanye West," the culture vultures bring you the next breakthrough in their life-changing series: “Be Rick Ross.”

Being Rick Ross is the perfect way to shake those prison blues. Not only will these little pills give you the look and swagger of a boss, you will be given enough credibility to take the name of a real drug dealer and have no one question you. The best part? No more cavity searches!

Just dissolve two fast acting pills in your favorite energy drink (Pimp Juice works best) and drink immediately. For best results sit in front of the TV watching BET. Any show will do. Once you feel the beard cover those extra chins and that cherubic smile, apply the shades, the bigger the better. They will make it so you never have to look the people you’re fooling in the eye. They’ll never know!

Once you’ve got the world believing your story throw your weight around—literally. Pose for magazines topless with your belly protruding. Lay in bed half-naked with beautiful women. People will flock to you because confidence is sexy. Before you know it deaf rappers with ill nana will date you just to get people talking about them again. Jay-Z will envy your songs just enough to rap on them, but he’ll be too shook to be seen with you in the video. Freeway will make songs saying “those rappers with big beards ain’t me” and then ask to be on your album! That’s when you know you’re a boss!

*The first ten callers will get the Akon “I Really Went To Jail” pill absolutely free! Don’t just be the C.O., be the inmate you’ve always feared and exact your revenge.

So don’t waste another a minute because you have a whole other life to begin. Be your own boss, be Rick Ross!
I still can't believe that Ross is still denying that he once worked as a corrections officer when because he worked for the state it is public information that confirmed the allegations in the first place!

But I guess anyone dumb enough to think that the public would believe his claim of being a global cocaine kingpin is also dumb enough to think that his repeated denials hold any type of merit.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Lil' Wayne - Tha Carter III

It’s been close to 3 years since Lil' Wayne released Tha Carter II, which many critics and fans of modern rap music immediately hailed an instant classic, doing their best to confirm Wayne’s boast of being “the best rapper alive since the best rapper retired,” an obvious reference to Jay-Z during his brief retirement after The Black Album was released.

It’s rare we see the rap music star who can transcend genres and also be accepted by the three main sources of Hiphop – the east coast, the west coast, and, of course, the south. But Wayne has done just that, on his own terms no less, kissing no one’s ass and making very few excuses, if any, for his behavior (save for maybe his recent mea culpa to DJ Drama after news of him dumbing out on mixtape DJs last week), which includes recent arrests for weapons and drugs.

(He openly and proudly admits he consumes a variety of drugs. Sad as it may be, the truth is most of the greatest entertainers -- not just rappers -- in the history of popular culture have grappled with their own personal demons while at the same time making some of the most timeless music ever created. See Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, and Amy Winehouse for further proof of this theory. So I have no problem with him drinking syrup and popping pills. As long as the music doesn't suffer.)

Wayne seemingly lives in the studio, as virtually every day there is at least one new song “leaked” on the internet either by or featuring him. It’s amazing but no longer surprising, since Wayne has upped the ante for the hiphop recording ethic, outdoing the likes of mixtape veterans like Papoose, Max B and Uncle Murda, who have been relentless with their own releases and features in the past year or so.

There are tons of skeptics out there who don't want to see Wayne rise to the top of the rap game and still don't see what the big deal is about Wayne, who's biggest claim to fame is inventing the word "bling." But even those same skeptics, who have never willingly listened to one single Wayne song or verse, are eager to hear Weezy's new album to see if all the talk of his oratory talents are true. It is with that same apprehension and eagerness that I greet this LP.

The album starts off with 3Peat, a nod to the 3rd installment of Weezy’s famed Tha Carter albums. Filled with braggadocio rhymes, the very Toomp-esque track features heavy synths with a touch of the funky worm during the hook. But since it is produced by Cool n Dre, and not Dr. Dre -- the king of the funky worm -- it still feels a bit like an imitation Toomp instead of a bona fide Cool n Dre joint. Were it not for Wayne’s confidence and complete dominance of the track it would barely be noteworthy, but Wayne sounds triumphant and eager to present the rest of the album, proclaiming “I’m back, 3Peat, C3!”

Next up is "Mr. Carter", an ode to the surname that both Weezy and Jay-Z have in common. Weezy lets Jay get shine on a verse and it’s debatable who has the best 16. Jay does more money raps about how he’s the greatest in both games (rap and corporate), but this critic thinks Weezy eclipsed Jay with his final verse, which ended in a couplet that echoes the obvious theme of this album, Wayne’s clear dominance in rap music:

“Next time you mention Pac, Biggie and Jay-Z
Don’t forget Weezy Baby!”

The album isn’t without faults and has a certified dud in the T-Pain assisted “Got Money” as well as the tribute to post-Katrina New Orleands "Tie My Hands" (featuring crooner Robin Thicke with whom Weezy had a great deal of success with their song "Shooter"). "Shoot Me Down" is the first of three Kanye-produced tracks, and features a very thin, emo-tinged voice on the hook while Weezy apparently displays his newfound ability with a guitar.

But those missteps are forgotten quickly when the stutter of Kanye's drums introduce "Comfortable" -- a duet with Babyface that has the most potential, aside from the already #1 song "Lollipop," to be a chart topper -- where Wayne and Babyface warn the women in their lives to not take their love for granted and get too comfortable.

But Wayne is at his best on "Dr. Carter," where Lil' Wayne has an M.D. in rapping and sees patients who need his help in the art of emceeing, complete with a sexy-sounding nurse introducing one of his patients as "suffering from a lack of concepts, originality" with a weak flow and "no style". Dr. Carter, always up to the task to school sucker emcees, quickly explains to a patient that "your style's a disgrace, your rhymes are fifth place, and I'm just grace, one, uno, ace." The song ends with Wayne saving the life of one rapper who had momentarily flat-lined, but of course Wayne resuscitated the amateur rhymesmith, who no doubt was grateful for Wayne's merciless duty.

Wayne invites his buddies from New York to join him on "Nothin' on Me" where Juelz Santana and Fabolous trade verses while Weezy is back on that T-Pain-ish voice box for the hook. The Alchemist does his thing on the track, but the beat is a little too reminiscent of Cam’ron’s Wet Wipes, so for me it lost a bit of its luster right off the bat. Especially once I found out who produced it. It’s still solid. Pause.

"Let the Beat Build", also produced by Kanye, is, at first, a sparse-sounding beat, slowly but surely fueled by an old time sounding piano riff over a soul vocal sample, only for Wayne to keep rapping while the beat keeps adding different elements to it, like a nasty snare and kick, while Wayne reminds us that he still believes he is the best rapper alive.

The album ends with Mrs. Officer, a song about how Wayne can trump the law to the point that he recounts an episode where an attractive female cop pulls him over only to order him to “remain silent,” after which he proceeds to “fuck the police”. When they’re finished Wayne politely asks for her number, to which she responds “call 911.” Wayne then admits that if he did call her, indeed it would be for “emergency only/ head doctor, perform surgery on me.” He then shouts out Rodney King when he tells the officer that he would “beat it like a cop”. All this with Bobby Valentino on the hook, saying he will make the officer’s body “sing,” and then proceeds to mimic the sound of a squad car siren. But it works. It’s a cool summer song, and a nice way to end the album.

It will be interesting to see if Wayne continues his onslaught on the industry by hitting the mixtape circuit like he did pre-Carter III, of if he sits back for a second and relaxes and enjoys the fruits of his labor. Yes the album leaked, but they all do nowadays. Kanye’s latest leaked two weeks ahead of time and still sold barely shy of platinum in his first week. So I don’t think this will affect sales as much as many think it could.

Not to mention Weezy has given us well over 1000 verses in the past few years, all for free, so I don’t think he’s tripping. Maybe on syrup, but not over sales. What he doesn’t earn from album sales he will more than make up for in concert ticket sales, for which prices will no doubt go up after the release of this album.

Check it out and buy the album when it drops! This link won’t last forever. It’s had close to 18,000 downloads already and it’s been up less than 24 hours.

Tha Carter III

Thursday, May 22, 2008

"I touch the masses like a Catholic"


Common - Universal Mind Control Feat. Pharrell (Prod. Neptunes)

While I've heard plenty of moans and groans regarding Common's recent announcement that his new, upcoming album "Invincible Summer" would be void of Kanye beats (and executive producing role) and replaced mostly with the Neptunes' sound(s), this song right here is every indication that there need be no more worrying.

Skateboard and Chad Chase go all the way in (pause) on this nostalgic yet futuristic track, a very fresh and updated version of an Afrika Bambataa classic. And Common sounds right at home on this beat, weaving in and out of every line with gems like "Charismatic, Asiatic, I hustle for mathematics, Camera’s action change the status, Actor tappin your favorite actress".

The streets and backpackers alike may shun this record's sound, but Com is a rapper first and foremost, and I can't remember the last time he let us down in the lyrics department. Dude can still rhyme with the best of them, and he's always got something to say, even when he's sweating himself like on this song. I expect good things from this album.